I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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