Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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