Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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