Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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