she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
is it fun? or sober?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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