Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Did you just see the Batmobile???
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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