Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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