chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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