I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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