I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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