you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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