haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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