My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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