It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
If that was your dad, he is hot
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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