Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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