that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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