she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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