she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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