I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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