problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
did you just send me my own nude
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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