super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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