I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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