maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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