oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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