I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Life is so much better after having sex.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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