hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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