i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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