we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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