so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
i now understand why vodka
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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