I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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