why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
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