I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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