what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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