Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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