why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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