Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish i was in the wii world.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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