Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
