was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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