I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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There's always time for handjobs
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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