Everything about him screamed your future.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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