Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
