i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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