How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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