Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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