Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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