just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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