She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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