someone get that fucking seahorse.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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