Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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