And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You don't make any sense
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She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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