Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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