I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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