the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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