So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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