garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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