Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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