I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Found your dick twin last night
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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