Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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