She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Everything about him screamed your future.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
