Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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