We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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