You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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