I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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